October 10, 2012

The Search for Google (Mount Rushmore Road Show)


Vandana Y. Bhide, MD, FAAP
Ever notice how pervasive the internet is in our daily lives? “What do you think about dressing up as Abraham Lincoln for Halloween?” I asked my son. I thought I would dress up as George Washington, his friends could dress up as Thomas Jefferson and Teddy Roosevelt and we could start a Mount Rushmore Road Show.
My son rolled his eyes and said nothing. I was worried he might be on Facebook “unfriending” me or placing an ad on Craig’s List: “For Sale, Lame Mom. Uses whole sentences to text. Takes notes at Parent -Teacher conferences. No, It’s NOT ok to contact me with other services or commercial interests.”
Maybe his mind, like the American advertising community, had already moved past Halloween onto the critical Christmas shopping season, which starts directly after Back to School shopping season. (I am still trying to figure what to do with those ten protractors for $20* I bought in the Back to School Specials frenzy).
But no, he texted me, “i want 2 dress up as google toolbar.”
Naturally we started our Google costume search on Wikipedia. When I moved to the United States from India at age five, one of my most prized possessions was a complete set of the Encyclopedia Britannica. It took my parents a long time to save up enough money to buy me a set. In fact, I have kept the 1978 edition until this very day to peruse on those late nights when I don’t get 30 junk emails (Note: place Unsubscribe in subject line), 20 email newsletters from Mailchimp or a notice urging me, “Vandana, read LinkedIn’s update about Dr. Extraordinarily Smarter and More Accomplished than You and on the verge of winning a Nobel prize.” 
Next we searched Google for Google (my son on an iPad, me on my iPhone).  Apparently I wasn’t feeling lucky because the search yielded only sponsored sites selling skull and crossbones ice cube trays, toxic waste candy, zombie blood energy drinks, and ketchup/mustard packet baby costumes.
 We moved on to eBay. No Google toolbar costumes but we were able to bid on some Angry Birds Halloween costumes and Albert Einstein wigs.  We also auctioned off 10 protractors, shipping included anywhere in the continental United States.
I figured some industrious and creative Mom had already thought of the Google costume and posted a How To video on Youtube, but no such luck.

Finally I went Amazon.com because one can buy ANYTHING on Amazon. I didn’t find a Google toolbar but I did find a couple of protractors (on sale for a mere 10 for $5 with $4.95  shipping!) to put on my Wish List. Those helpful folks at Amazon were kind enough to make some shopping suggestions based on items bought by people who also searched for protractors.
I clicked a flashing advertisement with the enticing tagline, “Come on over to the dark side with dark chocolate mini candy bars.” We learned there was 1 gram of fiber per 5 mini chocolate bars. So we only have to eat 150 candy bars to get the recommended daily intake of fiber.  My son thought the candy bars were practically a health food and plans on substituting them for broccoli.
Of course I had to pin the picture of fiber-full dark chocolate bars on Pinterest and then on my Facebook wall so that everyone interested could “Like” the Dark Side! I couldn’t leave Facebook (keep me logged on this computer, Check) without contacting the 5 friends with birthdays this month, see status updates on 22 friends, no lie, play a couple of games of word scramble, print out coupons for more protractors, check out friends tagged on photos, say “Maybe” to the 18 events to which I was invited by people I’m not sure I know,  “Like” the 400th “Baby’s first steps” pictures of someone I don’t recognize and whew, I am exhausted!
I told my son we absolutely had to get off the internet because we had exceeded the two hour screen time limit recommended by the American Academy of Pediatrics.

Let’s see what Mayo Clinic Center for Social Media, KevinMD and Dr. Oz are tweeting about (dark chocolate) and we’ll call it a night!
Ultimately, my son nixed the Mount Rushmore Road Show mother-son bonding idea (South Dakota or bust!) as well as the Google toolbar costume. I tweeted to the world @VeeMD “My son is dressing up as a Mad Scientist for Halloween and I am dressing up as a Petri dish.” (Less than140 characters.)
*when bought with qualifying $50 minimum purchase

October 2, 2012

No More Sting



Jeanine M. Swenson, MD, FAAP, FACC, LMFT
Pediatrician, Pediatric Cardiologist, and Family and Systems Psychotherapist

This parenting journey is certainly an interesting series of changes for both children and parents.  One of the more nerve-wracking transitions for parents as children grow and approach the teenage years can be the area of relationships.  Even mentioning “birds & bees” can make many parents sweat.  Naturally we want to make sure that our teenagers enter the real world with the “big present of love” – information and lessons regarding health, safety, respect, nonviolent conflict resolution, emotional intelligence, relationships, and their bodies.  One of the harder parts of this mission is imparting this message gradually when teens are developmentally ready and in the best place to hear our caring and concern.  Rather than a single event where we sit down and give kids “the talk,” a series of discussions, when kids are ready, may be a more fruitful and rewarding process.  Our schools do a fine job of teaching the facts about sexual education. However, one extra needed ingredient may be the connection of all of this information with patience, your knowledge of your child, and our guiding beam of family values.  

For many parents, the world today seems very different and scary from the one we inhabited when growing up in the twentieth century.  Media and screen time fills more space for our children and youth, and much of this entertainment contains more sexualized and violent content.  Esteemed family therapist Dr. David Walsh calls it a culture of “yes,” where parents are given the difficult task of saying “no” – the job of balancing instant gratification with lessons about hard work, safety, consequences, and the real world.  Sadly, it seems like an unbalanced tug of war as media companies have billions of dollars and we are short on time and energy these days.   There seem to be so many forces out there pushing our children to grow up quickly.  We really want to be helpful, but may have few examples or models to turn to when it comes to these personal conversations. 

A new school year often brings a unique opportunity for families. We may find renewed energy to think about where we all stand in our family life.  This thoughtfulness allows us to take stock of current family needs and choose the family life that we want to live. 

Many good families are trying to do their best, but different times may call for different and new strategies.  As the experts on our kids, we hold the secret when it comes to understanding their personality, learning style, temperament, and the ways that they are motivated.  This relationship and our bond with our children has proven in countless research studies to be the most important factor in long-term success. However, we may need new information in this new century to combat the growing influence of media in our children’s education in many areas.  I encourage you to cultivate this rich soil.